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Author: Calamity Jane
Go Away, Little Girl! source: Vice.com Alberta’s energy minister Sonya Savage said bans on public gatherings will allow […]
Enough already! Time to put an end to this infinite ‘Shit Show’!!! source: SF Gate LOS ANGELES (AP) […]
I’ll take a bottle! Some ‘spirits need liftin’ at Casa de Jane! KAKE-TV News Story source: Witchita Eagle […]
If I hear one more bloviating, pinheaded bureaucrat with their ‘infinite knowledge’ about the Coronavirus or the term […]
Book ’em, Dano! The TV cop show has been a staple of the American television ever since there […]
GEEZ LOUIZE! What the HELL was she thinkin’? Stay home if you are sick!!!!! source: NBC News A […]
PA has become a joke in this never-ending shitshow! source: Spotlight PA HARRISBURG — Two days after the […]
Alzheimer’s is a real mutha! source: Breitbart CLAIM: Joe Biden called on Trump to shut down the country’s economy […]
You gotta be shittin’ me! source: FoodSided.com The Skittles rainbow is proud to be just one color for […]
When Pigs fly! And right off the bat…. A disclaimer! source: Yahoo Finance by:Rick Newman, Senior Columnist Yahoo […]
Mess with da bull, ya get da horns! source: Clash Daily Are you ready for contact tracing, Texas? […]
This story really ‘gets my goat’! source: US News & World Report/ AP Police in Baltimore say a […]
Suck it up Governor! Everyone is tired of your shit! source: Sporting News Steelers fans rejoiced Monday when […]
Glass-Holes rejoice! Get rid of your Google Glass….. …and become an ‘Apple Glass Ass’! source: ARS Technica It […]
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….. Bzzzzzz OUCH!…….DAMMIT! source: RTÉ It’s World Bee Day (May 20), and we’re all being encouraged to ‘Bee […]
Yo!….Nance! STFU!!!!! source: USA Today House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said it was “not a good idea” for President […]
Elvis! The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Baby! source: CNN The gates of Graceland, Elvis Presley’s famed home and estate, […]
We all know there’s no crying in baseball!….But! No spitting? Ya gotta spit if ya play baseball…. That’s […]
Lil’ ol’ Calamity Jane was Fred’s photographer during a shoot for the NBC show Real People, way back […]