Ya can’t make up this kinda stuff!
“According to the criminal complaint, the victim told the trooper he was driving the minivan with his passenger, 25-year-old Clayton Lucas. The victim told the trooper Lucas reached around his seat while he was driving and began choking him……. The victim told the trooper he was singing Christmas songs, so the victim said Lucas tried to choke him to make him stop singing.”KDKA-TV
“Neither the driver nor the song were identified.”
That’s some funny shit, right there!