Don’tcha just love a good dumbass bad guy story?
Cops in New Orleans say that the perp entered a Popeye’s Chicken hoping for a quick getaway with some cash. The dumbshit couldn’t get the cash register open. So he opted to make off with another sort of ill-gotten booty…… Fried Chicken!
Phillip Lee was busted a short time later and a judge set his bond at $13,500. No “winner, winner, chicken dinner” for the perp!
H/T Shit Kicker Don B