Robbery Attempt Fails: Bad Guy Can’t Open Register, Steals Chicken

Don’tcha just love a good dumbass bad guy story?

Cops in New Orleans say that the perp entered a Popeye’s Chicken hoping for a quick getaway with some cash. The dumbshit couldn’t get the cash register open. So he opted to make off with another sort of ill-gotten booty…… Fried Chicken!

Phillip Lee was busted a short time later and a judge set his bond at $13,500. No “winner, winner, chicken dinner” for the perp!

H/T Shit Kicker Don B

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