Musings From Mossberg #34

A Poem

I do not like this covid flu
I do not like it, this is true

I do not like it with my wife
And fucking up my normal life
I do not like this covid flu
I do not like it, this is true

I do not like it standing up
I do not like it on my cup
I do not like it when I pee
I do not like it,  can’t you see?
I do not like this covid flu
I do not like it, it’s so true

I do not like your congress games
We should be kicking ass and taking names
I hate those fucking commie jerks
A shitstorm’s coming, it’s in the works
I hate the flu, but I hate them more
A politician’s just a whore
It makes me hate them that much more

But here’s a thought I’ll share with you
I think those pricks should get the flu
I do not like them or the flu
They try to panic me, those fucking knobs but
They’re still there! They have their jobs!
I do not like them here or there
But they hate us and do not care

I do not like them with a fox
I hope they wind up in a box
As I’m am wheezing with a cough
They’re lined up at the fucking trough

I do not like this atmosphere
Of panic, death, and outright fear
The media is doing their part
To rip out all our nation’s heart
I do not like them in my bed
I like them better if all were dead

I do not like this bullshit flu
It’s just scam on me and you
They take our money and rape the land
And take a shit in both my hands

They’re evil fucking communists
That’s why they’re tops on all our lists
I hate the congress and the flu
The bureaucrats and Muslims, too

The government needs a grand reset
And we can do it too, I’ll bet
That’s why they want to take our guns
So they’ll be safe when that time comes
The rebar on their heads will prang
The lucky ones will just be hanged

I do not like this shit bat flu
Or the IRS and congress too
I do not like them, J3 friends
But this is where my bitching ends

We sit and watch as our debt grows
What’s in this bill? Who the fuck knows?
I do know that we’re out of luck
Washington did it’s yearly fuck

We listened to their song and dance
And witness us not get a chance
The money went to the ruling class
Hey! America! Kiss our ass!

We do this shit because we can!
We lie and cheat and come on man!
This governance shit! You work for us!
We drive in limos, you ride the bus!

You’re our peons, get used to it
Because what you think, just don’t mean shit
We took you to the bank today
It’s for the kids is what we say
You’re total subjects, don’t you see?
Now clean my house, I’ve a party at three.

We know that you don’t like this flu
We fucked you hard without a clue!
We think it’s funny how you simply obeyed
While we were outside, getting laid

They need to hear a hue and cry
From patriots! We won’t comply!
Look out your windows, beyond your pool
We’re fighting pissed, you fucking fools!

But when it’s over, and this is done
That’s when we will begin our fun
I’d like you to remember, but you won’t survive
Because no one will be left alive

I do not like this Chinese flu
And soon it will really suck to be you!

Moss out.