Avoid Progressives and Other Germs

Ok…. Here it is….. Week whatever of the bat flu bullshit, and from what the media was reporting 10 days ago, we should have over 54000 deaths and 1.2 million infections. That’s what they actually said on March 10th basing their doomsday scenario on the fucked up mess in Italy.  It’s true over there! Italy is totally fucked!  Except here, where the media was guaranteeing we were all going to die in 10 days hasn’t happened. If you do the math they made up, so far we are about 52,850 deaths short.  Over 1.457 million infections short.  They are disappointed. They were counting on a lot of us dying in agony to make their expert opinions come true.  Except they didn’t.  And they won’t.

If any one group of ghoulish reprobates deserves to have their skin removed with live steam and thrown in a pool of vinegar, it’s the fucking communist China lapdog doormats we have on television posing as news reporters.  They’ve stopped suggesting falsehoods. They are openly and eagerly lying to the public with every lying Chinese approved broadcast of the most vile mistruths ever uttered in the history of humanity. Fuck them!  I suggest they all, and I mean all, be forced to admit they work for the good of the communist Chinese government, admit they are Americans in name only, and be forced to stand on a pile of fetid, wormy dog shit (which represents their broadcasts) dressed in Madam Butterfly costumes and repeat over and over “I’m a lying communist fuck face” non-stop until they’re hoarse and can no longer continue, whereupon they are dragged to a field and drowned by having gallons of hand sanitizer pumped at high pressure down their lying fucking throats until they literally explode, much to the delight of those in attendance. Fucking traitors all.  Scummy lip dribbling anus licking dick nosed betrayers of America.  They need to learn.  Then die.

Then there’s a very good reason that the stock market simply ceased to exist in a record amount of time.  Chinese flu?  Partly, but that was cover for a golden opportunity.  See, the first week of January the Senate Intelligence Committee held a closed door briefing with people who knew the extent of the slope sickness.  After that meeting a minimum of five Senators called their brokers and said sell and sell now.  Then members of the Senate Judiciary Committee got the heads up as a courtesy they fully expected, since they do this all the time!  So those vaunted leaders ran to the phones and called their brokers and screamed, “Sell!  Sell now you bastards!” 

After a few days, others began hearing rumors of a fantastic sell high, buy low and sell high again chance and while they weren’t actually aware of the details, rumors abounded that the intelligence committee were dumping every possible virus vulnerable stock they could.  So what do those people do?  They sell too.  And as fast as they can!  That wouldn’t be a big deal if it weren’t for the media trumpeting the end of the world to get Trump, and as others at the stock exchange who give each other tips do, others jumped on and began to sell too.  Well, everyone who had no fucking clue who was selling but they saw them selling said, “Oh fuck! We gotta sell too!”  But doing that made it appear on the board in red, normal everyday schmucks saw it and driven by the fear monger media went into panic mode and sold off too.  Then? It was full on panic selling without any regard as to what or why.

It was like somebody walking down the street and a guy runs by saying, “Run! Run for your life! It’s coming!”  So he bolts screaming the same thing and each person they pass does the same thing. By the time they reach the schmuck, there’s thousands of them screaming and running and saying, “Ruuuuuuuuun! It’s coming! Run!”  OK, who’s going to say hold the fuck on and hang around to see if Godzilla really is coming?  Conservatives like us would, hell we’d shoot it!  But these fuck faces are progressive man bun soy boys and perpetually pissed off feminist twat heads.  They don’t ask. They run with the crowd. Never even look back. 

So it is my firm belief that the media driven fear and anxiety was responsible for the crash. But wait!  They would do that anyway! They suck salamander dick!  No, I believe that this entire stock market diarrhea was caused by a few Senators and Representatives.  They wanted a huge payday.  They knew shit was going south and they capitalized on it. I’d like to see ALL of Congress’s portfolios from say, January 1st until the 20th. Unlike those of us who were wiped the fuck out in the frenzy to make them rich, I will bet that not ONE elected official suffered any losses whatsoever.  Not fucking one.  They did it mainly because they can.  Nobody ever questions it.  Certainly not the little people.  It’s only front page news because the communist Democrats saw 4 Republican thieves and leveraged that in a bid to flip some seats.  That’s why the media hasn’t said fuck about Feinstein or Pelosi or any Democrat that was in on it.  And their fucking staff.  So this might go away to cover Democrat thieves, and the others will fight amongst themselves.

But our elected officials charged with secrecy in closed door hearings, used information on a very possible future collapse of the market to make even larger and more obscene amounts of money while the country struggled under an epidemic. Trust?  Fuck them.  Honesty?  Fuck them.  Honor?  Fuck them twice.  But they represent those who are supposed to be responsible for our safety. Instead, they used us as a step stool to grab stacks of money that would have otherwise been out of reach.

So this flu shit actually isn’t as bad as they’re saying it is. It’s what we are being led to believe by nefarious pseudo agents for the communist Chinese. The very Chinese who seem to have an inordinate amount of control over the House and Senate. 

Not much we can do yet.  But once we bounce back and life returns to normal, AND IT WILL, never forget that two group of communists orchestrated this mess.  Chinese communists, and Congressional communists.  There is very little difference, except ours don’t eat bats.  But they kill children without compunction. Who’s worse?  Fuck the slopes!  They’re in for a world class ass beating and it will happen, I believe it.  Fuck Congress, too!  We will have to wait to get to them until the breaking point is reached, which looks to be next Thursday the way they’re going.  Fuck em all. 

Wash your hands.  Be smart.  Avoid progressives and other germs.  We will come out of this bigger and better than ever.  And for at least four years more we will remain exceptional. After that? Anybody’s guess.  Let’s try to get out of this hole.

Remember this though……..

Everybody dies. But not everybody lives.  Be American.

Moss out!