National Shakespeare Day

A detail of a portrait of William Shakespeare, presented by the Shakespeare Birthplace trust, as seen in March 2009.

Dost thou giveth a winged fuck?

Who comes up with these stupid national days?……Eh!…..I guess-eth to be Billy Shakes B-Day!

So….To be….Or not to be?……SHIT!….Who cares!


“First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”


“The lady doth protest too much, methinks”


“You speak an infinite deal of nothing.” 



William Shakespeare

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Calamity Jane