Lizzie McGuire Star: Says “Forced to Look as White as Possible”

OH! The Horror!

Calamity Jane is sick and fuckin’ tired of everyone bitchin’ about race and color. Lalaine Vergara-Paras, 31, is whining about being a person “of color” in Hollywood.” Both her parents are Filipino.

If ya don’t like the money that you make in Hollywood, Cupcake….. I hear Safeway has a few openings.

“Most of my life growing up I was forced to look as ‘white’ as possible…….
These days I struggle to find photos where I look as ethnic as possible. Or like in this photo the most East Asian I’ve ever looked……..In order to see, for most people, you have to zoom in on my face. And in case you still don’t understand, I love my face in this photo.”

Lalaine Vergara-Paras

Calamity Jane