Stones Postpone Tour: Jagger on the Mend

The perpetually touring Rolling Stones are postponing their latest gigs because Mick Jagger is receiving medical treatment for an undisclosed condition.

Calamity Jane is wonderin’ if the tour cancellation was announced in the AARP newsletter.


“I really hate letting you down like this……….I’m devastated for having to postpone the tour but I will be working very hard to be back on stage as soon as I can.”

Mick Jagger

At 75 years old, Mick Jagger may be the only rock star who has EMT roadies with a crash cart at every performance…… And when Jagger sings “Start Me Up”, he really singing about a defibrillator!

https://www.sfgate.com/news/texas/article/Stones-postpone-tour-as-Jagger-receives-medical-13728642.php

Calamity Jane