Humongous Asteroid Hurtling Toward Earth!

WE ARE FUCKED!

A Ginormous asteroid known as 2019 DN, is hurtling toward Earth as we speak! NASA says it will be closest to Earth on Friday. They say its closest point will be approximately 13 lunar distances away…..Or about 3.1 million miles.

So……. WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!?!!!!

Calamity Jane wants to know if you are gonna have an asteroid party……HEY! It’s as good of an excuse as any to drink!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/colossal-asteroid-approach-earth-friday-040745945.html

Calamity Jane