Here’s a story from the “Who Knew?” files!
Some dipshit biologist from the Great White North has made an earth shattering discovery!…. Breathing is life sustaining!…..WTF!
“Many people just assume that breathing air is necessary for life. They don’t really understand the science behind it. When performing a super complex experiment that only smart people can understand, I was able to confirm that air is definitely required to stay alive. This is truly the most important discovery I’ve ever made regarding the human body.”Canadian Biologist Marco Glassman
This numb-nutted biologist also discovered that ice is hard and water is wet, thus the correlation that water is easier to swim in. </sarc>